For some odd reason, I have a subscription to Reader's Digest. This is taken from an article they had entitled "Zoological Nicknames." These are real pet names submitted by Veterinary Pet Insurance.
Dogs:
Rush Limbark
Peanut Wigglebutt Ed
Admiral Toot
Sophie Touch & Pee
Doogie Schnauzer MD
Angus Sir Loin
Inspector Foo Foo
Cats:
Edward Scissorpaws
Buddha Pest
Rosie Posie Prozac
Toot Uncommon
Eartha Kitty
Clawed Monet
And maybe now is a time to bring up my future pets' names -- Tomato & Tomato (pronounced Toe-MAY-toe and Toe-MAW-toe).
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Saturday Afternoon Humor
Posted by CBW Pittsburgh South at 10:18 AM
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Hello,
I was the recent recipient of one of the Doggie Brews offered by Camp Bow Wow. I had intended to consume the delicious beverage while watching the big football game on TV but didn't have any nachos so I decided to wait.
This morning, I woke up and was really thirsty for a cold, freshing brew before work. I looked into our crummy fridge and saw the brown bottle of Doggie Brew staring at me and said, "What better time to throw one back?"
So I grabbed the bottle, twisted off the cap faster than fingers shredding 'Through The Fire & Flames', and took a big swig. I was in for a surprise.
My mouth was expecting the delicious malty beverage of a dark beer. Instead, I got a skunky beer. It tasted like thin gravy from an old pot roast. I reread the bottle and the label said it was for dogs.
Whats up with that? Why are you selling beer for dogs to humans? Why has no one else come forward with similar complaints? Why am I the only one commenting on this website? Can I get a shout-out or a woof-woof in the next newsletter?
This wasn't Saturday Afternoon Humor... it was Monday Night Procrastination from writing Thank-You letters.
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