Dog Humor

This month, Reader's Digest had an article on America's funniest jokes. Two of the jokes were dog-related, so I decided to post them here.

Drum roll, please...

Joke #1:
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. "My life is a mess," he says. "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat." "Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie. "I can't," says the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."

Ba-dum Ching!

And, without further ado, here is joke #2!

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks in. "So, what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog. "I've led a very full life," says the dog. "I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home." The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog's owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?" The owner says, "Because he's a liar! He never did any of that!"

If you have any dog jokes of your own to share, please leave them in the comments section. Hope you got at least a bit of a chuckle from these zingers.